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Name: Wes and Michael
Location: Lexington, Kentucky, United States
Gender: Male
Interests: Fast cars, fast food, and fast women
Expertise: Cunnilingus
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AIM:  Raphael487
Member Since:
4/28/2005
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| GODDAMN THIS FUCKING WORLD | | |
| MICHAEL: I recently had a new revelation while I was sitting around at work. I hate statistics. It may sound absurd but what the fuck do they prove anyways? Statistics are a branch of mathematics dealing with the collection, analysis, interpretaion, and presentation of masses of numerical data. This means that we can use statistics to estimate the outcome of any event. Using statistics you can calculate the odds that you have of developing cancer at some point in your life or what color car someone is most likely to buy. The truth is that statistics take the fun out of life. The random occurances that can't be explained have no business in our world off asshole mathematicians that feel like they must write a fucking equation for every time a woman sneezes while on her period.
Yet another thing I hate about statistics is that when you die no matter how much you dislike it you become a statistic and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. Whether you're stoned to death by an angry mob, which is how I'll probably go out, or sucked through the toilet of an airplane and ejected out the landing gear you are added to a percentage of people that the same unfortunate stroke of bad luck has happened to. Everyone becomes a statistic and I hate this. I don't want to become a number whenever I die. There is only one conclusion I can make from this and that is that statistics were sent to earth from hell and for this I say, "Damn them." | | |
| MICHAEL: It seems as though once again Wes and I are guilty of verbal assault. Doesn't anyone realize that this is what we feed off of. Every time someone takes one of our twisted remarks and turns it into something serious people get offended. We know damn well that what we say will offend some people, fuck them, but those who know us should understand that what we say are only crude jokes. We are only in it for the laughs. Apparently there are more pussies in this world than I could have ever imagined. I'm afraid that at the rate we are going by the year 2016 there will be a new political party. Our bicameral system will be turned into a tricameral with the addition of the Sandy Pussy Party. Led by * they will be the voice of all hippies. Fortunately for the rest of the world they will make it nowhere because everyone knows that hippies don't vote. They just get stoned and fall over. All I really wanted to do is make a few people laugh including the people I apparently have offended. I'm not naming any names so piss the fuck off.
* Indicates where you can add the name of any pussy that you personally know. It's a way for us to reach out to our audience better. | | |
| MICHAEL: Today some friends of mine and I went jumping off big rock. As we began to leave a national park ranger drove by. He stopped his truck, turned around and came back to inform us that it is a $7500 fine for what we did and that he would have no other choice but to give us a ticket the next time he caught us. He also said that we would have to go to a federal court. I don't understand the concept of being fined for stupid shit that I choose to do. I am 100% aware that if I jump off a rock there is a chance that something could go wrong and I could die. This is true for everything. If the asshole was truely looking out for my safety he would have told me to put my seatbelt on. The truth is that he doesn't care any more about me than I give a shit about him but the way it works out he just so happens to have a little more power than I do. Park rangers are the very next thing to a regular citizen. He probably jacks off to every ticket that he gets to write because he's a power hungry douche bag. The mother fucker probably had a hard on whenever he was telling us what he could do.
In conclusion I hate law enforcement. | | |
| Wes: This song is dedicated to all of you dudes whose balls haven't dropped yet.
Oh yeah. Back at ya dude.
Coheed and Cambria "A Favor House Atlantic" Hosted by Wes | | |
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